so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
my poor anus
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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