I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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