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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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