just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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