Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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