talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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