how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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