How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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