Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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