She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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