why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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