38 yer olds are good kisserssss
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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