i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Randomize
