My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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