But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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