when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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