The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
40s are totally the cure
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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