There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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