gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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