i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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