what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My dick has a subreddit
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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