hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She even gives head with a lisp.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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