Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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