The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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