Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Can Purell be used as lube?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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