i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
At least make sure they are 18
Why
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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