What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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