Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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