Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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third nipple confirmed
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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