Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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