didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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