Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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