Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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