Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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