Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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