since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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