Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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