whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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