Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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