We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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