____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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