But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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