you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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