Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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