the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Too much gin, very little bucket
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
either way he was missing a nipple.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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