Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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