Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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