Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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