hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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