Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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