if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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