What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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