yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Randomize
